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Keaton Dawner
Year after year we'd always chuckle at how everyone that showed up would seat in the back first and only get closer as the benches filled, while we'd simply sit towards the front right away in the "splash zone". We'd get to know their show and the standard setup of everything that went on and one fateful year during one of their busiest days, my fren was chosen as a Suitor to Ploppy Anne along with another guy. During this, the volunteers are told to get into the mud and pledge their devotion to her, but are given voucher chips if they ever DONT wanna do something, then a mud beggar would step in and do it for them. The other guy got to go 1st, and of course did all 3 tasks save for the last at which time he cashes in his voucher. Then it was my frens turn and he too did the 1st 2 tasks but when it came to the 3rd, he simply looked at the musbeggar, then at the mud pit, yanked off his T-shirt and tossed it and the voucher to the side, took a running start and promptly belly-flopped in the pit (he was 6'3 and 250lbs at the time, thus extending the splash zone by about 2 or 3 more rows)
